Things to Remember When Seducing a Duke!
| By Kathryn Smith | 10.8.09 |
1. A masked ball is a very convenient locale to begin an anonymous seduction, especially if your duke is easily identified in his costume. Only take care that your disguise is not quite so easily penetrated.
2. Should you engage in a second encounter with your duke, be sure to leave behind a memento of the occasion on the pillow for him to find the following morning.
3. Do not be jealous if your duke seems enamored of your alter-ego. It was, after all, what you planned.
4. Be careful what you wish for.
5. It’s hard to have a future with a man haunted by his past.
6. One should always improve oneself through a variety of reading materials, especially risque periodicals.
7. Always have a robe handy. You never know when the duke’s brother might barge in.
8. When the duke asks you to marry him, say yes. Chances are he wants the marriage as well, despite acting as though he’s leading you to slaughter.
9. A strong back bone never goes out of style.
10. A man worth having is worth fighting for — and with.
CONTEST!!! Give me YOUR rules for When Seducing a Duke! As many or few as you would like. One lucky poster will win a copy of The Pearl, the scandalous periodical upon which Rose’s favorite naughty magazine, Voluptuous is based! Contest closes Oct 30th @ 12 midnight EST. Good luck!
October 8th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
1. Let him think he is the one in control
2. Let him think he started this and you are willing, but a little shy, being the first time and all
3. Always touch his hair first. They are so vain about this
4. Complement every part of him in some way. They are vain in other areas also
5. Tell him you love him, because you wouldn’t be doing this, if you didn’t.
October 8th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
My number one rule when seducing a Duke is to remember that even the most subborn man can’t resist a determined seduction by a beautiful woman forever. Just keep at it.
October 18th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
1) If he thinks he’s got you thoroughly seduced too soon, pretend you were sleep-sexing.
2) Never let him think you’re his until you’re sure he’s yours.
3) Be nice to the dowager. She can make your life painful.
4) My mother says, “The most interesting people are those most interested in you.” If the Duke is used to everyone fawning over him, however, be decidedly uninterested.
1,3,6,8, and 10 are my favorites of yours, Kathryn … especially #1
October 18th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
1 Never reveal your intentions
2 Must practice that casual, semi-bored smile-smirk.
Show a lot of teeth
3 The scent is one of the most powerful subconscious
influences that affect our judgments about the
other sex.
4 Enhance certain body regions without actually
showing anything.
5 Have the confidence. Men like women with
confidence. If you like who you are, they’ll like
who you are.
6 Be playful with casual touches now and then.
7 He must not feel seduced. He must think that he
seduced you, not the other way around.
October 26th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I like your rules a lot, especially 4, 6, and 7. They gave me a chuckle. Then, there’s that motto : Be Prepared. In actuality, just try not to get tongue-tied.